Brad Majors

The Emotional Cripple

Brad Majors, now married to Janet, is quickly dubbed an "emotional cripple" by Bert Schnick, host of Marriage Maze and sent to Dentonvale for treatment.

Brad is the twin brother to Farley Flavors, who not only owns Farley Foods (which sponsors not only Dentonvale but his own show Faith Factory)

Quotes-

"You're a dead-end dead-beat nowhere mister with a kiss like a Mississippi Alligator's sister"

Most likely to be arrested for

Bitchin' in the kitchen. (Or crying in the bedroom all night)

Favorite Food

Yogurt, or anything spoon fed.

Coolest toy

Personal circular cage.

Sleeping Style

Sitting in his wheelchair.

Actor: Cliff DeYoung. (other notable roles include the dad in Flight of the Navigator)