And here to bring your just desserts and give you the recipe for the perfect marriage, that gorgeous gourmet, tossing the uproarious "salad of life"  . . .

Bert Schnick!

Bert Schnick is the host of Marriage Maze, and is a Denton favorite. He's also recently arranged the sponsoring of Dentonvale by Farley Flavors' upcoming show "Faith Factory", which he, unsurprisingly, is also involved in.

Not only is Bert a well-known game show host, tv personality and "survivor of the treacherous sea of diplomacy", but he's also an accomplished gourmet chef.

Quotes-

"They should be sent to the Danube at Dawn"

Most likely to be arrested for

Seeing without a license

Favorite Food

Caviar (that little black mess)

Coolest toy

James Bond-esque cane that doubles as a phone, patched directly to Farley.

Sleeping Style

Sitting up with a smile

Actor: Barry Humphries (other notable roles include Dame Edna, and most recently, McMaxford in Spice World: The Movie)